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absolutely FUCKED that Disco Elysium
1.) let you play as a character with a penis
2.) introduced the plot point of a hole in the world
3.) didn’t let you fuck it. didn’t even let you TRY to fuck it. didn’t even let you DISCUSS THE LOGISTICS of fucking it. I tried every dialogue option that I thought might lead to the subject of sticking my dick in it and the game let me down every time. there’s a hole? in the world? you should be able to fuck it. you can wear a jacket that says FUCK THE WORLD but you never fucking act on it. what the fuck! it’s even called THE SWALLOW. why call it that if you’re not gonna let me fuck it?! JESUS IN HEAVEN. fuck!!!!
EXACTLY
“oh but it’s only 2mm it would never fit”
does foreplay mean nothing to you?! if anything has elasticity, it’s the fabric of reality. they make dilators for that shit! they make lubricant! can a hole in the world have a low-arousal disorder…? I don’t know. but it’s a massive narrative oversight that we never got to find out.
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